Nothing strikes fear into your fellow Catan players better than a few well-placed Catan puns and jokes! Do you have any favourites? Can you share them with us?
Knowing a few Catan jokes surely makes your fellow Catan players feel like you ‘know’ your Catan better then them, and will surely be a better player.
Here are some of our favourite Catan Puns & Jokes
Wheat built this city! Wheat built this city with 3 more ore!
Why couldn’t the settler find any wood? Because he kept getting board
I tried to build a road, but it went nowhere. I guess you could say I hit a dead end
Wood you like some wheat for sheep ore brick . . .
You probably should’ve put that one out to pasture
Looks like these catan puns really ca-tan
Whenever I have all sheep in my hand and someone robs me “Bahhhhhh’d Idea”
I told my friend he was sheepishly taking too long on his turn. He said he was just wool-gathering
These puns are ore-some!
I tried to trade my brick for some wood, but nobody was board enough to accept.
I heard the robber stole a wheat field. The police are working to get the grain thief.
I tried to play the knight card, but it was just a pawn in my strategy.
I asked the farmer if he needed any help with his wheat fields. He said he had it all under crop-trol.
I heard someone built the longest road, but it turned out to be a dead end. Talk about a highway to nowhere!
I told my opponent that his strategy was shaky at best. He said it was just a play on words, since he had a lot of ore
These puns are so cOREny!
Come on and trade! Stop hOREding all the good resources!
I’ve been looking forward to playing Settlers of Catan all WHEAT!
Don’t call me a cheat! That move was seaFAIRer and square!
I heard someone stole a sheep from a fellow settler. That’s just ewe-nethical.
Do I have wood? WOODn’t you want to know?
No one wants to trade? I guess I’m SHEEP out of luck!
Read em and WHEAT!
Enjoy your game of Catan, whatever Catan Strategies you’re playing!